this motherfucker runs on longhorn cheese

futureevilscientist:

Sure, other platforms may call them “followers” too, but only Tumblr can capture the feel of a faceless crowd of huddled masses trailing after you about a city block’s distance away, picking up pages of your diary or scrawlings that you drop on the ground as you walk along. Some of these people have been there for years. Some only joined the crowd last week. Collectively, the crowd is ancient and ageless. Who are they? What do they want from you? Nobody knows. Walk a little faster.

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if you (anime avatar) don’t want to be perceived as an actual human being, then don’t expect to be treated like one

lonelylittledot:

rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon

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nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

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please follow my hotdog blog
https://www.tumblr.com/hotdog-nightmares

lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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max1461:

Nobody falls in love anymore. It’s all red flags and do you go to therapy. How about do you have a burning passion in your soul and a little bit of madness.

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Get in loser, we’re going Quiplashing

plantpirating:

Type “I am” in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today…

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trvheeheeee:

Unfathomably based way to use AI.

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juanitopapayas:

Cuando el padre se queda a cuidar al niño

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life

How old are you, and do you know how to speak ‘pig latin’?

beardedmrbean:

mrcloudyfun:

beardedmrbean:

The car is being repossessed

they’re trying to stop that from happening I think

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